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Funny Joke: A State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph – so he pulls the driver over

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph.

He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly – twenty-two miles an hour!” the old woman says indignantly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman smiled awkwardly, and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

The officer then says, “But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car alright?”

“These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.”

The old lady explains,

“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer,”…

“It’s because we just exited Route 119.”

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