“for work”, and it was like having a new
mommy. I tried to ask more questions,
but the girl didn’t know anything else.
Later, it turned out that her mom
actually faked EVERYTHING – her name,
identification, degree, work history.
Nobody has any idea how she did it.
She was obviously fired.
My son’s preschool teacher has told me
this one.
One day, it was story time, and all the kids
were sitting in a circle on the reading rug.
She was reading them a book about
animals, and the sounds each one makes.
An owl comes up, and none of them know
it, so she says, “It’s an owl, and it makes
the sound ‘Whooo! Whoooo.”
This is when one of the kids decided to
share, “Oh!
My mom makes that noise when
Mom and Dad are having private time in
their room!”
