A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.

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“That’s right.

Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact amount of money is always there” says the man proudly.

The waitress asks, “But, what’s that ostrich all about?”

The man sighs, pauses and answers with a heavy heart, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who accompanies me wherever I go and agrees with everything I say”.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Men’s brains work brilliant until they start thinking about a woman!!

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