I will just stand here quietly and watch. We will see how you do. ”
A few minutes pass by and another customer enters.
Johnny says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a box of Tampax for my wife.”
“No problem,” says Johnny as he reaches for the box of Tampax. “Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer.
“Yeah,” says Johnny. “You’re not going to be doing anything else for the next 7 days, you might as well cut the grass!”
LOL!!! Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day! First day on the job, and this trainee already knows how to handle the big boss! A man starts his first day as a trainee at a big corporate empire.
Feeling bold, he picks up the phone and dials the pantry. “Get me a coffee, quickly!” he demands. But—oops!
He didn’t dial the pantry. A voice on the other end snaps back, “You fool! You’ve dialed the wrong extension!
Do you even know who you’re talking to, dumbo?!”
“No,” the trainee replies. The voice on the other end huffs, “It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee thinks for a second, then shouts back, “And do you know who YOU’RE talking to, you fool?!”
The CEO, now totally confused, asks, “No, who?”
The trainee replies, “Good!” and hangs up.
