A husband came home to find his wife in tears. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed.
“But she lives in a different city.”
“I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.”
He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?”
“In the postscript,” she answered. …
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“It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George’.”
Love this joke? we hope it can make your day! Johnny walks into a general store, goes to the owner, and asks for a new job.
The owner says, “Do you think you are a good salesman?”
Johnny says, “I don’t know. I think so.”
The owner says, “I’ll tell you what. The next customer comes in, you watch me.
If you think you can do what I’m doing, you’ve got a new job!”
A customer comes in a few minutes later. The owner says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a bag of grass seed.”
“No problem,” Says the owner looking for a bag of grass seed.
“Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer
“Yes,” Says the owner. “If you plant that grass seed, you’re gonna have a lot of grass to cut. You may also want to buy a lawnmower too.”
The customer thinks it’s a great idea and accepts.
The owner sells him the grass seeds and the lawnmower, and the customer leaves. The owner turns to Johnny and says, “See that? That’s selling!
The guy wanted some grass seeds and I sold him a lawnmower too! Do you think you can do that?”
Johnny says, “Yeah, he can do that.”
So the owner says, “Great. The next customer who comes in is yours.
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