A nearby priest overheard and stepped in. “Johnny, mind your language.
The Lord hears everything—you know He’s everywhere.”
Johnny looked up, sweat dripping down his brow.
“Everywhere?”
“Yes,” said the priest. “He’s in the church, in the trees, even walking beside you.”
Johnny paused, glanced back at his wagon, then asked, “Is He in my wagon too?”
The priest chuckled.
“Yes, Johnny. He’s there too.”
Without missing a beat, Johnny shouted, “Well, tell Him to get out and help push already!”
A Bus Ride with Chanel and Garlic
I was riding the bus when a classy lady, dressed to the nines and smelling like a flower shop in springtime, sat next to me.
After a few minutes, curiosity got the better of me.
“Excuse me,” I asked politely. “Your perfume is amazing—may I ask what it is and where you got it? I’d love to surprise my wife.”
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She smiled.
“It’s Chanel.
Straight from Paris.”
We rode in silence for a bit, but then nature called… quietly. I let out a soft one, hoping it’d go unnoticed.
A moment later, the lady winced and waved her hand. “Oh my heavens!
What is that smell?”
I shrugged and said, “Garlic.
I’m from Gilroy, California—the garlic capital of the world.”
