The priest chuckled.
“Yes, Johnny. He’s there too.”
Without missing a beat, Johnny shouted, “Well, tell Him to get out and help push already!”
A Bus Ride with Chanel and Garlic
I was riding the bus when a classy lady, dressed to the nines and smelling like a flower shop in springtime, sat next to me.
After a few minutes, curiosity got the better of me.
“Excuse me,” I asked politely. “Your perfume is amazing—may I ask what it is and where you got it? I’d love to surprise my wife.”
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She smiled.
“It’s Chanel.
Straight from Paris.”
We rode in silence for a bit, but then nature called… quietly. I let out a soft one, hoping it’d go unnoticed.
A moment later, the lady winced and waved her hand. “Oh my heavens!
What is that smell?”
I shrugged and said, “Garlic.
I’m from Gilroy, California—the garlic capital of the world.”
