“What is the fastest thing in the world?”
“That`s easy…” he replied, “that would have to be diarrhoea!”
Rather stunned, the president asked, “Why do you say that?”
“Well, last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps….. and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS……”
In order to pay his medical school tuition,
a student was working two jobs over the summer. One was as a butcher’s assistant and the other as a hospital orderly, both jobs that required the young man wear a long white coat.
One night he was wheeling a woman into surgery when she sat up suddenly, looked him in the eye, and screamed, “God save me! It’s the butcher!”
