Two men, one American and an East Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’
The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. ‘After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you think you have family problems…
A lady had a height problem, she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall.
She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car. So she visited an expert. The expert said, “Go visit the Dwarven Town.
It’s full of dwarfs. Find any dwarf, and ask him if he’ll marry you. Every time a dwarf says ‘no,’ you grow 10 cm shorter!”
The lady did as she was told.
She went to the Dwarven Town, and found a dwarf, and asked if he would marry her. He refused. She found herself 10 cm shorter.
What happened next changed everything… FULL STORY on the next page.
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