Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends. The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?…Honey.”
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the sugar?…Sugar.”
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, “Pass me the pork…pig.”
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.
But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.
“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. “I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears.
The blonde goes up. “I think…”
“POOF!”
A retired couple had dinner at their friends’ house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went to the kitchen. The two men were talking and one said, “We’ve been going to a new restaurant and it’s really great.
I’d recommend it very highly.”
The other man asked, “What’s the name of the place?”
The first man thought awhile and finally said, “What are those flowers you send a woman you love? The ones with red petals and thorns?”
“You must mean roses,” he replied. “That’s it,” said the man.
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