Three elderly men visit the doctor’s office for a memory test.

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Finally one of the men says, “How can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for 10

cents each?’

“I’m a retired tailor from Sydney,” said the bartender, “and I’ve always wanted to own a

bar.” Last year, I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Each drink

costs ten cents – it’s all the same. ”

Impressive!!!!

That’s quite a story,’ says one of the men. The four of them sipped their Martini and couldn’t help but notice seven other people at

the end of the bar who didn’t have drinks in front of them and hadn’t ordered anything all

the time they were there. One man points to the seven at the end of the bar without drinking and asks the bartender,

‘What’s with them?’

The bartender says, “Oh, they’re all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy
hour when drinks are half price.’
LOL!!

Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!