The morning Deborah Hollis appeared on my porch at exactly seven o’clock, the air had that brittle quality that comes before everything breaks. February in northern Colorado meant snow measured in feet rather than inches, and Pine Ridge sat high enough in the foothills that winter arrived early and stayed late, like a guest who doesn’t understand hints. Deborah stood there in a spotless parka, blonde hair pinned back in that severe twist she wore when she meant business, clutching a manila folder like it contained evidence of war crimes.
Even the snowflakes seemed to avoid her. I opened the door in my undershirt and jeans, coffee mug in hand, still half-asleep from a night spent listening to wind assault the pines. Two weeks of relentless snow had turned our quiet subdivision into a white maze, and I’d been plowing the private road nearly every day to keep everyone mobile.
Deborah didn’t say good morning. She said my name like a verdict. “Warren Emerson.
I’m here on behalf of the Pine Ridge Homeowners Association to deliver this notice of violation and fine.”
For a moment I thought I was still dreaming. “Me? What violation?”
She snapped open the folder with theatrical precision and produced a sheet bearing the HOA letterhead in crisp navy ink.
“According to Section 12.4, residents are prohibited from creating unsightly visual disturbances that diminish the aesthetic value of the community.” She paused for effect. “Your snow tire tracks have been deemed excessive and unattractive.”
I stared at her, waiting for the punchline. It didn’t come.
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