“Um…” the driver scratches his head, “you see, we just got off highway 150…”
A woman was driving with her husband when was pulled over by the police. Woman was in a hurry and told the officer so. “I understand ma’am,” he said.
“But I have to ticket anyone over 55.”
Woman was beside herself. “That’s dis.crimination!” she shouted. The officer explained calmly, “Ma’am, I meant the speed limit.”
Bob went over to his friend Joe’s house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife.
He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses. “Gee,” Bob remarked later, “you really make a big fuss over your wife”. “I started to appreciate her more about six months ago,” Joe said.
“It has revived our marriage and we couldn’t be happier.”
Inspired, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her and said he wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears. “Honey,” Bob said, “whats’ the matter?”.
“This has been the worst day,” she replied. “This morning Billy fell off his bike and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now to top it off, you come home drunk!“.
