He then asks the patient why he did not rush to the door, and the patient whispers, “They don’t know that I’m the one who has the key.”
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. “Dr I can’t stop farting, sure they don’t smell and make no noise but still i can’t take it any more.”
“Well take these pills every day and come back in a week.”
“Dr what did you do to me not only am I still farting now they smell as well!”
“Oh very well , now about your hearing…”
