On our first date the man called me fat and pathetic and humiliated me in front of the whole restaurant — but my revenge made him regret everything

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There were shrieks and shouts — he jumped up, clutching his face, and the smell of spices and heat spread through the hall. People froze, then someone snickered. I straightened up, gathered my pride, and, looking down at him, said coldly:

“The gentleman will pay for everything.”

Then I lifted my chin and walked out of the restaurant slowly and confidently, leaving him in his wet suit under the laughter and astonished looks of the guests.