My Neighbor Thought My Driveway Was Free Parking, So I Taught Him a Lesson

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My feet ached, my back throbbed, and my patience finally snapped. I’d had enough. The stage was set for revenge.

The next morning, I went to the hardware store and found the perfect solution to my problem. The following evening, like clockwork, his SUV rolled right back into my driveway. I watched from the kitchen window as he got out and strolled casually to his house.

As soon as he went inside, I grabbed my wrench and headed out. Half an hour later, a bright yellow bollard stood proudly in my driveway—locked upright behind his rear bumper. I admired my work, went back inside, and slept better than I had in weeks.

Early the next morning, there was a knock at my door. He finally confronted me—furious and desperate. I didn’t answer.

Then my phone started buzzing. I ignored that too. I just went about my day, peaceful for once.

By the afternoon, his SUV was still there, trapped exactly where he’d left it. When I returned home from work, he came storming out of his house. “You blocked my car in!

I missed work! I’m reporting you!” he yelled. “Me?” I said calmly, unlocking the bollard.

“I’m not the one who keeps parking in someone else’s driveway.”

He spluttered something about “theft” and “damage” before speeding off, tires squealing. I just waved and walked inside. And now… well, I sometimes wonder if I went too far.

Maybe it was a little extreme. But then I look out at my clear, SUV-free driveway—and I can’t help thinking that bright yellow bollard might just be the best decision I ever made. Source: brightside.me

Note: This story is a work of fiction inspired by real events.

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