“The worst. But…” she paused. “I did make a friend.
Her name is Sophie, and she has sparkly unicorn stickers. And she says she’ll trade me one if I bring her a snack tomorrow.”
Her mother smirked. “Lily, are you making snack deals in kindergarten?”
Lily grinned.
“Shh, Mom. It’s called business.”
Her mother shook her head, pulling Lily in for a hug. “Well, Miss Businesswoman, I think you’ll figure school out just fine.”
Lily sighed.
“I guess I’ll give it another week. But if I still can’t read by Friday, I’m gonna need to speak to the principal!”
Her mother laughed. “Deal.”
A little girl was talking to her teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!
