Funny story 1:
A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I return.”
But there was no reply…
So, he sent another text, “Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.”
This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, REALLY?”
He responded, “No, I just wanted to ensure you got my first message.”
Funny story 2:
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that men will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
The wife had faithfully attended to her husband
The wife had faithfully attended to her husband for several months, never missing a day by his bedside. She watched over him, hoping and praying for a miracle, as he slipped in and out of consciousness.
Finally, her persistence was rewarded when her husband’s eyes opened, and he weakly motioned for her to come closer. His voice was weak and filled with emotion as he whispered, “You have been my rock through all my trials and tribulations.”
He recounted the terrifying and painful experience of being sh0t. He spoke of when he had lost his job, and his business failed.
What happened next changed everything… FULL STORY on the next page.
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