“Yes, yes I do have a lawn!”
“Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house.”
“Yes, yes I do have a house!”
“And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family.”
“Yes, yes I do have a family!”
“And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you’re heteros*xual.”
“Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heteros*xual! Wow, I can’t believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!” Jim exclaimed.
“Yeah, that’s what logic is,” the Dean responded. Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob. “Bob, I’m taking 4 classes in college.
English, Math, Science, and Logic,” Jim told Bob. “Logic?” Bob asks. “What the hell is that?”
“Here, I’ll give you an example.
Do you own a weed wacker?”
“No.”
“Then you’re gay.”
