Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well… ?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38D BREASTS, 24″WAIST and, 36″HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say, “Jesus Christ !”
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel He studied Economics And Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company.
He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.‘
The second guy said, ‘Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
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