“A big juicy steak,” said the first piggy. “Just a salad for me,” said the second. “Water.
Lots and lots of water,” said the third again. After the meal, the waiter returned for dessert orders. “Banana split,” said the first.
“Root beer float,” said the second. “Water. Lots and lots of water!” shouted the third.
The waiter, now curious, finally asked,
“Sir, why are you only drinking water?”
The third piggy grinned and said…
“Well, someone’s gotta go ‘wee wee wee’ all the way home!”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
