An old lady went to a bank to withdraw money. The old lady gave her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw $500.”
The bank teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.”
The elderly lady then asked, “Why?”
The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter.
There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old lady.
The elderly lady remained silent. But she returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance.
She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old lady, “I’m sorry, Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The elderly lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000.”
The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.
The elderly lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to return the remaining $299,500 to her account. LOL! Don’t mess with Senior Citizens!!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile!
Have a nice day! An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.
The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you haven’t had a single traffic violation in 65 years! That’s incredible!”
Doris beamed.
“That’s right, young man!
I’ve been driving since I was 20, and not once have I been pulled over, had an accident, or even gotten a parking ticket.”
The clerk was impressed. “Well, that’s quite an achievement. But given your age, I have to ask—are you sure you still feel comfortable driving?”
Doris scoffed.
“Of course!
I drive every day. I take my friends to bingo, I go to the grocery store, and I even drove myself here!
I may be 85, but I have the reflexes of a cat and the vision of an eagle.”
The clerk nodded and handed her a vision test. “Alright, let’s just check your eyesight.”
Doris put on her thick glasses and peered into the vision machine.
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