The Family Punchline
I’m Liam, 28, and for as long as I can remember, I’ve been the family’s emotional punching bag—with a polite smile. If you met us from the outside, you’d think we were the picture of suburban normalcy. Mom’s a retired teacher, Dad’s a real estate agent, and my older brother Evan is the golden boy who can do no wrong.
Then there’s me—the adopted one. The footnote of family gatherings. The one people always forget to include in the Christmas photo until someone awkwardly says, “Oh, wait.
We should get Liam in one, too.”
I used to laugh it off. I told myself they didn’t mean any harm. But that was before the dinner.
The one that flipped the script. I should have known something was off when Evan texted me out of the blue. “Hey, family dinner this weekend.
Everyone’s coming. Don’t be weird. Just say yes.”
That last line—don’t be weird—was his signature way of reminding me I didn’t quite belong.
Still, I said yes. I always do. I think a small part of me still hoped that if I showed up enough times, smiled enough, they’d start seeing me as more than the adopted one.
The restaurant Evan picked wasn’t your average spot. It was one of those downtown places with marble floors, dim lighting, and waiters who make eye contact like they’re silently judging your credit score. I arrived early, because showing up late felt disrespectful.
The host led me to a large table reserved under Mr. Evan Carter. The name made me wince.
Same last name, different treatment. Then they arrived—Evan, his wife Clare, Mom, Dad, and my aunt and uncle. All smiles.
All laughter. The kind of energy that fills a room like warm light. The kind that dims the moment they see me.
“There’s our quiet one,” Evan said, pulling out his chair. “Didn’t know they’d let you in here without a tie.”
Everyone chuckled. I laughed softly because what else could I do?
Dinner started off okay. We made small talk about work, the weather, and the new house Evan and Clare were building. “Four bedrooms, a home office, and a pool,” Evan said proudly.
Mom practically glowed. “You’ve always been so ambitious. You remind me of your father.”
Her eyes didn’t even flick toward me.
I just smiled and nodded, sipping my water. At some point, the conversation turned to family traditions. My aunt brought up old Christmases.
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