A woman called her husband’s lifelong golfing buddy.

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It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.”

H – “How much are they asking?”

W – “Only $14,50,000 — a magnificent price… and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000.

OK?”

W – “OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! You’re the best Husband in the world.

I love you!!!”

H – “Bye… I love you too…”

The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks: “Does anyone know who this Cell phone belongs to … ???”