A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year. Then, suddenly, the daily donation changes to $1.50. “Well,” he thinks, “it’s always better than nothing.”
A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $1.00.
“What’s going on now?” The beggar asks his donor. “First you give me $2 every day, then $1.50, and now only $1, what’s the problem?”
“Well,” the man says, “my eldest son went to college last year. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut the costs.
This year, my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”
“And how many children do you have?” Asks the beggar. “Four,” the man replies. “Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”
Two Beggars in London
Two beggars in London.
Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London. Habib begs just as long as Ali does but only gets £2 to £3 every day.
Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend. Habib asks Ali, “I work as long and hard as you do, but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?’
Ali says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Habib’s sign reads, “I have no job, a wife, and 6 kids to support. Ali says No wonder you only get £2- £3
Habib says, “So what does your sign say?’
Ali shows his sign to Habib.
It reads,
“I only need another £10 to move back to my country.’
LOL! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
————————————————————————————————————————-
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, “Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
The story doesn’t end here — it continues on the next page.
Tap READ MORE to discover the rest 🔎👇
