The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonas.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”
5. A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”
The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.
The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”
“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business. 6. In a shop for kids.
Peter chooses a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier:
– Are you stupid? It’s not real money!
Peter:
– You are stupid. The car isn’t real either. 7.
One day a boy came home running while crying. His mother asked what happened, why are you crying? The boy said he was punished for something he didn’t do.
Her mother said, “That’s horrible. What did you not do?”
The boy said in tears, “My homework.”
LOL!! Hope this funny story will make you smile!
Have a nice day!!
