A lawyer is trying to call his clients.

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Anything else?”

Tommy thought hard. “Umm… oh yeah! I threw my sister’s Barbie out the window and told her she ran away.”

The priest chuckled.

“Anything else?”

Tommy scratched his head. “Oh! And last night, I put toothpaste on Grandpa’s dentures while he was sleeping.”

The priest tried not to laugh.

“Alright, my son. Say three Hail Marys and try to be a better boy.”

Tommy nodded, feeling proud. When he walked out of the booth, Grandma smiled and asked, “How did it go?”

Tommy grinned widely.

“Piece of cake, Grandma… but I don’t think that guy behind the screen knows half the stuff I’ve done!”

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!