“That’s dis.crimination!” she shouted. The officer explained calmly, “Ma’am, I meant the speed limit.”
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says: “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered: “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied: “I don’t care who you know!
You’re getting a ticket!”
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
