TLDR: I’m divorcing my husband because of his farts. But for the love, please read the whole thing before you comment. Fr.
Emergency edit: I need to get ahead of this.
He has posted a reply which I will not be linking for obvious reasons but if you do see it plz take it with a grain of salt cuz he GREATLY exaggerated
{Edit #1: Okay so since thousands do not believe me, I did a 2 min impromptu interview with the guy when he dropped off some of my old stuff yesterday, since we still live in the same complex.
I will post on Tik Tok today.
I could post here or YouTube if that’s easier.
I’ll get called a Tik Tok clout chaser either way so who cares.
Anywho, he verified that it’s true. IM NOT LYING. None of this is me joking, I had had like two margaritas, was kid free that weekend and it was 1am when I originally rage posted this.
The extreme detail was fueled by petty rage, not AI.
But, your comments are SENDING ME 😂
Edit #2: I was told to post this on like 5 subs cuz copy pasta got so wild. Idk the appropriate Reddit way and what’s ok or not and I’m kind of an idiot so plz keep that in mind. I mean no harm.}
I truly wish this were a joke.
Part of this whole situation is on me for not dating him for a long time before we got married, and a big chunk of that dating was spent having completely lost my sense of smell from Covid.
That fact alone is absolutely unbelievable but it’s true.
Side note, I got my smell back.
The other wild part is that when we were dating, he hung over at my place mainly, and I didn’t carry a lot of unhealthy snacks for him to snack on at night.
What happened next changed everything… FULL STORY on the next page.
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