My sister mocked me at my mom birthday party. Look at this fool. He gave her only flowers.
Mom laughed loudly and
told everyone to laugh, but everyone was silent.
I smiled, refused to pay for a seat at the restaurant, and left. This
morning, when I turned on my phone, I saw 27 missed calls.
I called back and then Megan decided that this year was
going to be next level. That’s how she sold it.
It’s mom’s 58th, not her 60th, so no one’s expecting anything.
So,
let’s go all out. She chose peek at Hudson Yard’s top floor. Glass walls,
views of the city like you’re in a drone shot.
The kind of place where the menu has no prices, and the staff wears suits that cost more than my college rent.
There were 19 people on the guest list,
but I knew it was going to balloon the moment she got her hands on the invite list. Cousins I hadn’t seen in 5 years.
her boyfriend of three months, two girls she runs a yoga podcast with, even a random guy from her building who is apparently a brand consultant. She
called me and said that mom deserves something big.
I told her I pay for it.
That was 3 weeks ago. I meant it. My paycheck was due 3 days before the dinner.
I checked with HR twice.
It
would be tight, but I figured I’d make it. Except on the morning of the dinner,
I opened my banking app and saw a message that made my stomach turn.
Deposit delayed due to processing error. Expect funds within three business days.
I called HR.
They gave me a canned apology about banking systems. I didn’t tell Megan. I didn’t tell mom.
I figured
I’d figure it out.
Maybe ask for a day or two to pay them back. What I didn’t expect was how the whole night would turn out.
I arrived at Pete just after
everyone was seated. I was the last one there on purpose.
I walked in with a bouquet of red pey’s mom’s favorite.
I
used to get them for her from the bodega when I was a kid. This time they flew in from Amsterdam. It cost me more than I should have considering I was broke.
I
handed them to her.
She looked happy for maybe half a second. Then Megan sitting two seats over leaned over and said loud
enough for the whole damn table.
Look at that idiot. He just gave her flowers.
And mom laughed.
Not a quick laugh. A real one. Then, like she was hosting a roast, she looked around and said,
“Everybody laugh.” It didn’t land.
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