When my neighbor John refused to clean up his trash after it blew across our entire neighborhood, I never expected Mother Nature would deliver such perfect justice.
I’ve always considered myself a reasonable person. The kind who brings cookies to new neighbors, volunteers at community cleanups, and smiles politely at HOA meetings even when Mrs. Peterson drones on about proper mailbox heights for the fourth consecutive month.
My husband, Paul, says I’m too nice for my own good.
But everyone has their breaking point. Mine came wrapped in torn black garbage bags.
John moved into the blue colonial across the street three years ago.
At first, he seemed normal enough. It wasn’t until garbage day that we discovered his peculiar philosophy on waste management.
Unlike every other household in our neighborhood, John refused to buy garbage bins.
“It’s a waste of money,” I overheard him telling Mr.
Rodriguez one morning. “The garbage men take it either way.”
Instead, John simply piled black trash bags at the curb.
Not just on collection days, but seemingly whenever the mood struck him. Sometimes they’d sit there for days, baking in the sun and leaking mysterious fluids onto the pavement.
“Maybe he’s new to suburban living,” Paul suggested charitably the first time we noticed.
“Give him time to figure things out.”
But three years later, nothing had changed except the growing resentment from the neighbors.
Last spring, Paul and I spent an entire weekend installing beautiful flower beds along our front porch. Hydrangeas, begonias, and a row of lavender that was supposed to make our morning coffee on the porch an aromatherapeutic experience.
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