A man went to his lawyer and told him,
“My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man.
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But it’s only $500,” replied the man. “Precisely.
That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”
Two Roofers, Bob and Dan,
were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time. It was nearing 5 PM and they hadn’t seen hide nor hair of anyone.
So, they walked around the roof a few times and finally decided there was only one way down. On the West side of the barn was a big manure pile. Bob says, “It’s the only way down.
I will go first.” Bob jumped. Dan heard the squishy landing and yelled, “Hey Bob! How deep did you go?”
Bob yells back, “I went to my ankles Dan, come on JUMP!”
Dan jumps… and sinks clear up to his neck in manure!
“I thought when you jumped you went up to your ankles?” He shouts at his friend. “I did…” Explained Bob, “but I landed head first!”
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm one day
and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted, “Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars.”
The silence was deafening.
What happened next changed everything… FULL STORY on the next page.
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