An elderly man was sick and in the hospital. There was this one nurse who drove him crazy because every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing voice, “And how are we doing this morning?” or “Are we ready for a bath?”
The man had just had enough!
So, one morning at breakfast, he took the apple juice off the tray and put it on his bedside stand. Later that morning, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So, you know where the apple juice went!
The same nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. “My,” she said, “it seems we are a little cloudy today!”
At this, the old man snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top and drank it down, saying, “Well, I’ll run it through again! Maybe I can filter it better this time.
What do you think?”
The nurse fainted! A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped very firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence. “Get well quick….. from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.”
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor.
What happened next changed everything… FULL STORY on the next page.
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