I just bought 200 acres of raw land for two grand. Yeah, $2,000. Forty-eight hours later, some lady storms across the dirt in designer heels like she owns the place, shoves a binder in my face, and goes, “You owe our homeowners association $15,000 in back dues and violations.” I look around—nothing but wind, grass, and a couple of cows staring at us like they’re wondering what the hell is happening.
No houses except hers, no fences, no roads, literally empty prairie. She says the previous owner signed an agreement with her family’s HOA. I pull out my deed and tell her this is my land, there is no HOA here.
She smirks like she’s about to win. Big mistake. Because this diesel mechanic just turned their little family scam into a federal nightmare.
Three weeks ago, I’m under a Peterbilt, grease coating my knuckles, when my phone buzzes. My grandfather died and left me fifty grand. Most people would buy a new truck.
Me? I wanted out of this diesel-soaked life. Twelve years fixing engines, breathing exhaust fumes, feeling my spine compress every day.
The constant smell of WD-40 and hydraulic fluid was killing me slowly. I had a dream—organic farming, trading motor oil for actual dirt. I found this government land auction online.
200.3 acres, agricultural parcel in Nebraska, back taxes $2,000. Saturday morning I drive out with the windows down, gravel crunching under my tires, meadowlarks singing. Rolling hills, rich black soil, old fence posts marking perfect boundaries.
I can already picture cornrows stretching to the horizon. Monday at the auction, one other bidder drops out after ten minutes. Boom.
Two grand, 200 acres, done deal. Too good to be true? Yeah, definitely.
Wednesday, I’m back walking my property when I spot this massive California-style mansion sitting on manicured grounds about a quarter mile east. Circular driveway, trimmed hedges, lawn that probably costs more to maintain than my annual salary. Through the window, I can see some guy in a polo shirt typing away at a computer.
Red flag number one. I’m testing soil samples, that mineral taste of rich earth on my fingers, when I hear it—click, click, click. Designer heels on hard dirt.
This blonde woman marches toward me like she’s serving a warrant. “Are you the new property owner?” she asks, extending a manicured hand. “I’m Brinley Fairmont, president of the Meadowbrook Estates Homeowners Association.”
President.
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