Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them. “Hey!!” he bellows, in his hoarse voice. “I got a riddle for you two.
What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T??”
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of them shrugs, “I give up, what has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T??”
“You and your friend!!” the bum staggers away chuckling. The Polish guys look at each other and start laughing. “That was a funny riddle that bum told us”, they say, “let’s go do it on someone.”
Laughing almost hysterically, they see two American guys.
They come up to them and smile. “Hey guys!” they laugh. “We got a riddle for you!
What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T?”
The American guys shrug, waiting for the answer. The Polish guys chuckle again, and one of them says as he smirks “Me and my friend!!!”
Had It All. This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.
I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
“I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened?
Drugs? A-l.c.ohol? Divorce?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said.
“I was released from prison.”
Hi there. I’m Bob. I’m 80.
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