Jessica said, “I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired.”
Well by this time, John was a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, “Jessica, shut your mouth!!”
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. “Does your husband always talk to you like that?”
“Not always,” answers Jessica, “only when he’s drunk!”
